I can confirm that I beat all the Lib Dem councillors in an arm wrestle. It was particularly pleasing to beat 🇺🇦Chloe-Jane Ross and her woke ideas. She duly conceded and said, 'Bob, you are as strong as an Ox'. Money raised will be donated to my flights to Bahrain.

I will be arm-wrestling Lib Dem councillors for charity. Constituents, please consider a donation.

Good Grief. Even more capacity for secret Marxist meetings.

Not listed are the secret Marxist meetings held in the basement.

The numbers 2, 0, 2 and 4 are Woke. Therefore, I shall not be wishing anyone a happy new year.

Your local woke comedy club, constituents. If this is the humour they deliver, watching paint dry would be deemed entertainment. Good grief.

Fantastic news for the shareholders

I will be singing on Beckenham Green tomorrow 1pm . Family Friendly event raising money for the upper middle classes who have had it hard this year.
Set list includes:
Deck the Lib Dems
O Litttle Town of Beckenham
Joy to Bahrain
Good King West Wickham
Knoll Knoll

I have seen these dogs near my property wearing surveillance equipment.

Wishing my constituents with salaries over 100k, a very Merry Christmas.

An Ode to Beckenham by Col Bob 'Bahrain' Stewart
Oh, Beckenham
You are my Fam
You hath a tram
In Waitrose, there is jam
In O'neills, I sniff a gram
In Penge, I couldn't give a dam
Lib Dems are a sham
hung me like a lamb
revenge, I will, bish bosh; thank you, ma'am.

An Ode to Beckenham by Col Bob 'Bahrain' Stewart
Oh, Beckenham
You are my Fam
You hath a tram
In Waitrose, there is jam
In O'neills, I sniff a gram
In Penge, I couldn't give a dam
Lib Dems are a sham
hung me like a lamb
revenge, I will, bish bosh; thank you, ma'am.

ULEZ Update. I have written to Sadie Sink today requesting the ULEZ boundary be pushed back to Penge. My Beckenham constituents have had it hard. ULEZ fees for our £200k 4x4's are costly. How will they afford a meal at one of the 200 Turkish restaurants in Beckenham?

Your local 'woke' comedy club. Even the microphone is woke.

Well, well, well, a team of Marxists who ousted me. The Commies pictured below are often seen in the basement of Three Hounds Beer Co holding secret meetings.

Delighted to see Supermarket Sweep has returned to our TV screens. Not the same without Dale.

You should hear what I have to say about Penge.

Thank you. Middle-Class Beckenham residents are on the path to affording a meal at Pierluigi's.

From January Employee National Insurance Contributions will drop from 12% to 10%.

That’s a £450 tax cut for the average worker earning £35,400.

Helping people keep more of the money they earn & making work pay.

Part of our plan to grow the economy.