I’ve just watched, Jason Statham, beat up 5 guys whilst wearing a suit and tie and, walking away looking pristine. I can’t even drink a bottle of lager and eat a pizza without looking like a baglady afterwards.
Fucking Hollywood!

If ‘sick note culture’ is costing us £100million per year.
Test, Track & Trace cost us 370 years of sick pay and it didn’t work.
Let’s have a Government Audit!
#FollowBackFriday

Hi everyone, please could I ask you a BIG favour?

Could you please follow FAAFO and share this post? It would be MUCH APPRECIATED 💛

It’s #FollowBackFriday and I know they’ll follow back 🖤

Infosys Services is registered in Rwanda, which I find interesting, for some reason.

Not my house. Never claimed it was. Are you still imagining me in a thatched cottage? Weirdo!

Ten years ago, walking the river, I still have absolutely no idea where it came from from 🤷‍♂️

The secret to happiness……….

Funny how it all goes quiet when the sparrow hawk pops in………

When the midwife says “stop pushing”
FFS stop pushing!

I do love the woods this time of the year. Bluebells will be fully out soon.

Are you jealous of me Jackson. Must be very sad down there in your dingy bedsit when I have such lovely views.
Is that why you go on and on?
Jealousy - because my job was real but your ambition was imaginary.
You seem to attack people who have businesses I noticed.
Jealous!

Even my frogs live better than you Jackson

You’re always waiting because you’re aimless, pointless and pathetic.

He’s in my way. Or am I in his way?
One of us has to blink first!

No idea who you’ve aimed this at but show me ONE post in which you think, I’ve “mocked” your adoptive father.
I have only ever showed the deepest respect for my friend and always will.
You don’t want to know what William thinks of you but, like me, he speaks fondly of Doug 😔

Spending the day in Cambridge to have lunch & sink a few pints with Billy.
He worked alongside Doug in London, as his assistant, before moving on to bigger & better things.
He has some photos of his time in the office so I’m expecting a cracking, & a slightly sad, day.
Later 👋

Last post but as I do believe in EVIDENCE.
Now leave me alone. It’s all in the hands of the Police. Dig out your “malicious posts” you claim I sent.
Goodbye!

Ok. One point at a time -
1. What a lovely sentiment. Hardly obscene. I loved Doug.
2. Most of West Dorset is close to Somerset. Check a map.
3. You told us that your adoptive mother, Ruth, is in hospital, seriously ill, and will die.
4. Crime Number is confidential.
EVIDENCE!

I DID tell the Police about your adoptive father and showed evidence of my time in London.
They did wonder about your irrational jealousy as a motive for your hate.
No obscene tweets though.
EVIDENCE 🤷‍♂️

Do better.