Jay Woodcroft. He can’t do it. He can’t get them going. They’re. Lost! Mike. Babcock. Knows how to coach. Knows how to win. And Ken. Holland. Knows him. And Steve Tambellini and Kevin Lowe know him! And they know how to win with him! Babcock to Edmonton! And the oilers. Oh baby!

And the rapes. Keep on. Coming. In Chicago.

Only. Babcock. Can save the. Edmonton. Oilers. Now.

And Sheldon Keefe. He looks at the. iPad. He’s always. Looking at the iPad. And maybe. He should. Take a look. At the ice! Ohhh baby.

And it was the. Grey. Cup. Some say. The Grey Bowl. Yesterday. And the Allouetts beat the Blue Bombers. In a last minute. Touchdown. Very exciting! What a game. Ohhhh baby! Hamilton was cold. But the game. Was hot! Yes sir.

Unacceptable to have unacceptable conduct. With. The Blackhawks. No sir. Can’t have it. In that. Fine. Organization.

And. Today. In hockey. Was a day. To remember. And a day. To forget. The Westhead 5. Have been brought down. Now they thought it easy 8 rapers. But it’s only 5. And that’s less than half a dozen. Rapers. And for Hockey Canada. That’s just okay by them.

And. Soon we will. Find out. If. There will be. Curfews. That can’t be. Missed. After this one.

And it’s the Brier. Again. 3 Alberta teams. 2 Koes. Not your. Grandpas. Brier. But it’s the brier. Still. And do we think. Gushue. Can repeat. Or can Dunstone. Over come. His demons. And let’s not forget about. Bottcher. No sir no baby.

And we had a fight. In hockey. Tonight. Woah baby. We used to have more fights. And more slap shots. But. Now. Just 5’9. Defensemen. With wrist shots. And names. Like. Quinn. Not many slap shots. Not many. Hits. Not many. Fights. More action. In the Brier. For Sire.

The Sutter. Family. Big. Strong. Tough players. Learned it on. The farm. Bailing hay when the sunshines. And. Milking cows under moonlight. And the Hughes family. Had a tough day. When the caddies. Were all. Booked. At the country club.

It is not. Looking good. For the once. Mighty. And 4 time. Brier Champ. Kevin. Koe. He is struggling with. Almost everything. Out there. Ohhhhh baby.

And. It seems like there. Are. A lot of. Really tough. Circumstances out there. That GMs have done. A great job. With. Really. Tough circumstances. For GMs. Not a problem. For. Them.

Don’t be mean. To Steve. Staios. Darren likes him. Tough circumstances. Everywhere.

McEwen curling. His. Tail off. In front of a wonderful home crowd. But Gushue is. Maybe. Just. Too. Strong. Today.

Ohhhhhh. Baby.

OH BABY FOR SURE Legendary broadcaster the late Bob Cole would have turned 91 today. In 2017 I asked him about standout moments in his career. The Oilers of the 80s, he told me. “I really got attached to a team” Tonight the Oilers can win the Stanley Cup on Cole’s birthday.

And Phil. Wizard. Wins the gold. In break dancing. Putting him. Into a tie. With Penny. Oleksiak. At 1. Career. Gold medal. Ohhhhh baby.

This is hockey. Baby.

And the door. Is open. For Doctor. Hayley. Wickenheiser to walk. Right on. Through it. Hayley. For sure. Ohhhhhh baby.