Here I am again daydreaming about bruschetta

PB & J wings would slap right now.

I must have missed the memo because literally everyone I know is in Colorado right now except me 😂

I’m pretty tapped out for life in general right now. I’m mentally exhausted after the last 3 weeks. Everything is a road block or has hoops to jump through to accomplish it. Which planet is fucking my life up and how long is it going to last? Asking for a friend.

I love him so much 😂 and he’s got a Scooby bat

I should probably may be tidying up the house but I don’t want to get off my couch.

Dermaplaned my face for the first time thinking it was a good idea. Immediate regret.

I want a chicken cheesesteak w/ French fries and gravy.

I also want pasta and garlic bread. So def getting my period in a few days 😂

How do y’all afford kids? Asking for me.

Pinky promise

The amount of pressure I feel from everyone to have a child is crazy & stressful af. Leave. Me. Alone. I’ll do it when I want to. Just like how I’ve lived my whole life, on my own terms. Unless you wanna pay for my child’s needs for its whole life pls stop asking me about it.

Me: opens up twitter Me 5 seconds into scrolling: nope, that’s enough for today. Fuck this app dude. Y’all are insane.

I just bought Twisters on Apple TV because I loved it so much and now I’ll be watching it once a month as a new addition to my comfort movies. Also idk if you didn’t like it. We all knew it wasn’t going to be as good as the original but I still absolutely loved it. Ok baiii 🌪️

Happy Virgo season ♍️ ✨

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I think I hate Lexi more than Lara and I didn’t think that was possible 😂 #BelowDeckMed

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