People talk about how Daft Punk flipped One More Time on here a lot but Todd Edwards’ microsampling on Face to Face is a different beast.

"He's back!" 😁 Welcome back, Mohamed Salah 👋

I call this image “Twitter.”

It’s the 25th anniversary of one of the most x-rated first touches in the history of association football. Robbie Fowler vs Brann Bergen. Filth. Rancid, rotten, gutter filth. Sanitise hands immediately after viewing.

Everton very lucky to be playing one of the few teams genuinely worse than them. United are utterly pathetic. #BBCFootball

In about 2002 I wanted 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey on my new iPod. I didn't have it on CD to import it onto my iPod, so I found it on Limewire. It took 7 hours to download and when I opened it it was a video of two men shagging.

Rivals fans will have a laugh but when my team team play in every game possible, win 2 Cup Finals, play in 3 Cup Finals, 1 point off winning the league and give me every single high possible I’m more than happy to take stick off teams who only dream to be in our shoes.

It didn’t end the way we’d hoped last night, but nothing beats following this team 🔴

I mean, it’s a drag, and we’re all busy, but there’s going to need to be some kind of revolution

Remember that although it feels like your problems are insurmountable today, in a few months you’ll have completely forgotten them, when you get a three grand gas bill

Morning y’all.

Worth remembering that the real enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.

66' - Philippe Coutinho comes off. The substitution took longer than usual as they had to dig him out of Luther James-Wildin's back pocket. #AVFC 1-0 #SFC ⚪️🔵

Football fans: why don’t players get booked for time wasting? Player is booked for time wasting Football fans: why has that player been booked for time wasting? #bbcfootball

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Someone from The Sun lying. What a surprise.

Two dumb cunts.