The sheer weight of her fake eyelashes forces her eyeballs skyward.

Can I come stare at you like this?

Can I come stare at you like this?

And?

Which toe is the freak toe?

Which month is set aside to celebrate the heterosexual lifestyle? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Did you forget to empty your drool cup again, Keith?

Remember when President Trump pardoned everyone named Trump? Oh, wait...that was Biden...

Tampon dispenser?

Elon shoulda just said "We're moving on" like Chuckie Schumer, amirite, A-ron?

Joe Biden got Lost In The White House Closet

The Squad begs to differ, spanky.

By allowing illegal aliens to enter and remain in our country, Democrats are playing Russian roulette with our lives. They and their families are protected, you and your families are not. Americans should not be sacrificial lambs for Democrat politicians.

Waddling, technically.

So, you've become a parody account.

Is that Doug from Liberty Mutual in the stretcher?

Your partners on The Squad beg to differ...