the Blorpus Editions guarantee: only releasing music that makes my girlfriend Ursula go “can we… not listen to this right now 🙅‍♀️🤷‍♀️ i can’t handle whatever this is” when i play it for her on the laptop speakers at half volume at 8AM on the morning of album release

ok everybody stop tweeting that garbage you’re tweeting for a sec and try to listen to this for a few minutes, you are allowed to turn it off if you don’t like it and you may continue tweeting/scrolling after that. Thank you for your cooperation

WRAITH! OUT NOW ON Blorpus Editions

first physical edition of valyri’s incredible album !! cop while you can !!!!

You’ll get to see him tonight… at the VCR…

80 minute CD compilation that’ll be the first physical release by a true freak underground artist i’m obsessed with that i’ve been trying to get together for Blorpus for over a year is finally happening. getting final files this weekend. announcing the announcement. stay tuned 🫨