"There's never any reason or motive to love, and if there is, it isn't love! It's like asking why sunsets are so beautiful or why people make art."

"Bloody poof, even speaking badly of him, I hate hearing about Angel." Spike says with disgust.

//*smile a little Damn typos.

//What is wrong with me tonight? lol Ugh.

"We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it…or burn it. Either way, we’ll deal with it later."

"What is it with bloody poofs and Slayer’s sayin’ my name only for them to get their knickers ‘n a twist when I respond?"

"Bloody hell, what is my unlife. That’s not a question, it’s just a statement, a fact. Nothin’ but endless torture."

//Kind of makes me want to die. They’re not worth it, and honestly a lot of things make me wanna die. This is just exacerbating my depression.

//I really hate blocking people and I feel like crying, but honestly I don’t want to be associated with people like that.

"Bean boy! So glad to see yeh."

"’M great, how ‘r you? I see your still drinking that coffee." Spike smirks at #Reid.

"Thought so, bean boy." Spike nods at #Reid, chuckling and crosses his arms as he keeps his hands to himself.

"Sometimes yeh all say things that make me want to attack you like a feral vampire."

"S’true."

"When someone says to get a grip, apparently ‘round their neck is not what they meant."

"Oi! Dawn, I found this great joke. So, Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk and asks for a condom. They ask, 'shall we put it on your bill?' and he says, 'Are you thucking thtupid?! I’ll thuffocate!'."

"Was jus’ trying to see if my spasta twin wanted to demonstrate kissing. ‘m drunk. Joke’s on you, er…me! I don’ need alcohol to make bad decisions."

"I’m a nice vampire, but ‘m about to start throwing rocks at people."

"I’m in a good place right now…not emotionally, ‘m just at the liquor store."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, ‘ve got five fingers and the middle one's for you."