family guy's been on air for 25 yrs. south park's been on even longer. archer, american dad, etc.

it's not just animation either! LARRY DAVID's curb ran for 12 SEASONS. JLD won 6 EMMYS for making offensive jokes in veep. seems like a you problem!

How dare this motherfucker start telling the truth when it’s almost too late.

cybertruck septic tank fell off, got stuck in wheel, caused me to flip & scatter turds/willy wonka funko pops allover the highway killing me

NOW WE KNOW WHY THEY ALWAYS HAVE TEARS IN THEIR EYES

Lawyer: So it says here you called the defendant ‘Orange Hitler’ over 700 times on Twitter. Is that correct?

Me: Sounds low.

First time in my life I’m dying to do jury duty 😂

Conan O'Brien on Hot Ones was fucking insane. If you've ever been frustrated with celebs nibbling the wings and acting like they've been shot, then you'll love Conan necking neat sauce out the bottle until he turns deep mauve while complaining that it's pathetically mild. INSANE.

OJ Simpson? The Hall of Fame running back?

“Even if it’s true” 😂

Decline barbell skull-crusher-to-sit-up-to-overhead press?

Cancelling my The Washington Post subscription as soon as I get home. I’m serious. This is so fucking dumb.

Dear California… how the FUCK do you live like this? #earthquake

You’re literally an immigrant.

Guys, go easy on Huberman, he’s going through 5 breakups right now.

MAJOR BREAKING:

Democrat Marilyn Lands has defeated Republican Teddy Powell in a special election for Alabama House District 10 by a whopping 25 points, flipping the district from red to blue.

Lands ran on a platform that emphasized protecting abortion rights and IVF.

Emails I obtained via FOIA request show Elon Musk's Twitter/X was selling user data for government surveillance at the exact same time it was fighting government surveillance in court theintercept.com/2024/03/25/elo…

This article shows Andrew Huberman to be a huge dirtbag and very dishonorable in his treatment of women, although its description of his management of a five-simultaneous-girlfriends situation doesn't dispel his reputation for extreme productivity/focus nymag.com/intelligencer/…

Finally launched my 'chopped cheese' being the NYC sandwich of choice is not a real thing, was never a real thing, and was basically a 2010s-era psyop to convince people this was somehow always a thing during a freakout over who is a 'real New Yorker' take
hellgatenyc.com/hell-gate-pres…

'Some of you ladies are going to have to settle'.....nope.

Once upon a time women had no choice but to settle because there were literal laws which which prevented women from accessing education, having careers, & owning property.

The age of anyone 'having to settle' has ended.