If you're playing in a new pick up run with a bunch of people you don't know and the first thing you do is chuck back to back threes on the first two possessions, you are a certified dickhead and possibly a sociopath.

I think it's weird that cartoon suns always wear sunglasses. Like, you're the fucking sun, bro.

We are in such a fucked timeline that stuff like wetransfer is turning evil. That's like someone being like "they added a new "hot coals" feature to all gym treadmills".

Watching the doc about the girl vanishing from a cruise ship and I've been completely taken out of it when I see the girls brother is named Brad Bradley. How you gonna name your kid Bradley Bradley?!?!?

New single out NOW! I'm doing a series of summer singles and the first one, "Morph and Mindy" is OUT today! ffm.to/morph-and-mindy

I like true crime shit well enough but internet slueths are some huge fucking dorks.

The best threat of all time. 😂😂😂

Sometimes i hear songs and be like "oh wow , I have that snare too!" And nod in solidarity.

LA clippers reporting to camp

Peep my new song on this Apple Music study beats playlist music.apple.com/us/playlist/st… Read a book to it.

The average person really needs to get their weight up.

Too title themselves "jubilee" is the wildest misdirection I've ever seen. These videos should be called "car crash" instead.

So, hulk Hogan died...

My political party is south park.

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There is a really bizarre narrative I'm seeing comparing south park to all these loser comedien podcasts who only recently turned on trump. South park has been the north star of reason for the last 20 years and these dorks still think it's all fart jokes and Kenny dying.

It's kinda hilarious when someone who paints themselves as an enigmatic figure has a regional accent. Like, yeah bro, you're dark and mysterious but also clearly from Milwaukee. Possibly south Dakota.

Watching this YouTube video about "genius criminals" and this happens....

I am bitterly jealous of people who easily sleep on planes. It's an absolute cheat code for life I'll never know.