Productivity levels at BlockRacc have reached an all-time high. $BRS shareholders can remain confident in our weekend operations.

Today marks one month since the start of our BlockRacc / $BRS CTO. Our COO is, naturally, celebrating in style — and left this heartfelt message for the team: “Dear Raccoons of BlockRacc, I couldn’t be prouder of what we’ve achieved together in just one month. While I cannot

Good morning $BRS shareholders. We are aware that many of you were celebrating our one-month anniversary this weekend. To ensure a strong start to the week, a Hangover Special is being served in the BlockRacc cafeteria, 1st floor.

BlockRacc HR would like to remind all staff that “pinch, punch, first day of the month” is not an appropriate office activity. Productivity is achieved through discipline — not physical assault.

BlockRacc is proud to announce the launch of Raccoon Survivor. $BRS shareholders demanded innovation — today we deliver. This is not just another product release, but the execution of a mandate first drafted behind the dumpsters and refined in the boardroom. Play now:

Yesterday’s launch of Raccoon Survivor was a success. Shareholder engagement exceeded expectations. Productivity levels will be addressed at a later date.

Update: Our COO is ok, he experience heart palpitations during the first boss on Wave 10. Warning - this game can be intense, we advise to avoid the use of stimulants during peak gaming hours. Thank you, $BRS

Dear $BRS Shareholders, We are excited to announce that Raccoon Survivor will soon be releasing it's "Ranked Mode", with several prizes up for grabs. We urge you to home in your skills in preparation for what will be a contest you won't want to be side-lined for. Watch this

With Ranked Mode launching soon, we hope you have been practicing hard. If not... We suggest you skip the morning meeting in favour of some Raccoon Survivor. $BRS

We asked our COO for his thoughts ahead of the Raccoon Survivor Ranked Mode release. His response: “Meh. Ranked Mode is just another KPI I intend to exceed.”

Dear $BRS Shareholders, The launch of Raccoon Survivor Ranked Mode is almost here — and with it, our first official competition. At stake: a custom BlockRacc PS5 for the top performer. Sharpen your skills. The leaderboard awaits.

BlockRacc leadership remains committed to research and development. Recent tests have been… thorough.

Our Department of Raccoon Development (DRD) has been working around the clock to ensure BlockRacc remains at the forefront of digital innovation. $BRS shareholders demand innovation. We deliver beyond expectation. That is the BlockRacc way.

The BlockRacc HR Department would like to remind staff that all holiday requests are being processed in accordance with company policy. Processing is ongoing.

$BRS shareholders demand transparency and fairness. Our COO demands the PS5. BlockRacc leadership is currently evaluating which demand takes priority.

“Your time is now.” Raccoon Survivor Ranked Mode has launched. The competition is live, the leaderboard is waiting, and the top prize... A custom BlockRacc PS5. Prove your value: play.blockracc.com $BRS

Dear $BRS Shareholders, BlockRacc is pleased to announce that brs.studio has officially entered closed beta. Access has been extended to JUP projects and select Web3 participants, who will be among the first to experience our collaborative AI-gen platform. Key

Our COO has been making the most of the brs.studio Beta. Productivity reports show a 0% increase in output and a 100% increase in self-portraits.

Leadership is not about titles. It’s about corner offices with better views.