We see things not as they are, but as we are. Our perception is shaped by our previous experiences.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy.

He looked behind the door and didn't like what he saw.

Great indeed is the sublimity of the Creative, to which all beings owe their beginning and which permeates all heaven.

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.

One fails forward toward success.

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Talk doesn't cook rice.

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.

The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle.

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The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.

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