Jordan Klepper vs. anti-mask parents at a North Carolina school board meeting

Hey MSP, need a slice? Pay what you want / pay what you can, ‘til gone. #pieloveyou

Today in 1991, Jack Morris tells everybody to keep their candy asses in the bullpen and fires a 10-inning Game 7 shutout to lift the Twins to a World Series victory. His pitch count was “I don’t give a fuck.”

Where was Sen. Manchin’s concern about “staggering debt” when he voted for a $768 billion defense bill last week?

Meanwhile in Minnesota

This is tremendously done. Rem Pitlick absolutely steals the show with the, "Hi Mom." #MNWild #STLBlues

"how are we gonna pay for health care" we already fuckign pay for it i just want the money to pay for health care not an insurance executive's third mansion

CEOs of Kroger, Tyson Foods & Chipotle are bragging to investors that inflation has been a great opportunity for them to raise prices. We have to increase competition & crack down on price-gouging.

2022 All Hockey Hair Team Presented by Duke Cannon Cameras are back on the ice, fans are back in the stands and salads are back on the main stage. "Welcome to Flowchella" AHH: bit.ly/3i0IYQM

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This might be the best monologue of Chris Mad Dog Russo’s career.

78 Minutes Long Here's a new timeline where you can scroll through every single minute from the moment the gunman entered Robb Elementary until officers enter the classroom. 78 minutes. An excruciatingly long time. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

We need more of these.

We spoke directly to Wayne LaPierre at the NRA Convention and thanked him for all his thoughts and prayers.

Forced birth in a country with: —No universal healthcare —No universal childcare —No paid family & medical leave —One of the highest rates of maternal mortality among rich nations This isn't about "life." It's about control.

SO YOU JUST USE BOTH LANES AND RESIST THE URGE TO MERGE EARLY AND THEN TAKE TURNS AT THE MERGE POINT AND EVERYONE KEEPS MOVING AND THAT’S WHY THE ZIPPER MERGE IS SAFE AND EASY AND YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO IT IN CONSTRUCTION ZONES

This pretty much explains today's world😪

If I'm not allowed to walk to my seat during play then the boards shouldn't be allowed to change during play either

holy shit