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Episode 18 of our Aggressively Average Podcast featuring Jiim Caulfield is now available! Search for "Aggressively Average Podcast" wherever you listen to them of visit aggressivelyaveragecomedy.com/indes.php/podc…

Lebron is on a mission tonight. He is making perfect plays look normal

If anyone wants to know how not to handle racism and how dumb small town politics can teach kids that bitching and threatening gets you what you want in life, then here you go... record-courier.com/story/news/202…

Out now! Special guest Blake Townsend and musical guest T.H.O.T.H. open.spotify.com/episode/2RIlVB…

I bet Everytime you spell Wednesday you say "wed-nes-day" in your head

If you're wondering if noodles can go bad, I did an experiment, and my butthole has confirmed they can

Refs wear white stripes: gets called zebras Me wears white stripes: gets called Pugsley Addams We are not built the same

Someone asked me how I learned to chug so fast. Years of bad decisions bud

If you're attractive and on dating apps GTFO, let us uggos battle it out with personality

I got told sweet dreams and then dreamt about an old man coming into my room, rubbing my stomach, and telling me he was here to make sure I didn't piss the bed. I guess that is kinda sweet?

If Shaq isn't your favorite NBA personality, then, kindly take a shaqtus up the ass

"I worked myself to the bone" sounds like something Happy Gilmore's grandma would say right before being yelled at by Ben Stiller

Admitting I like people and want the best for them is that hardest thing I've ever done

A woman sucks dick to get a promotion and she's a hoe, but a man makes her suck dick for a promotion and he's normal? Real cool society, real real cool

I ain't afraid to admit I talk all the shit

Why hasn't WILF become a popular term? I know there's more men that would fuck a wife before they'd fuck a mom 💯

#Browns are going all out welcoming the new franchise QB to town.

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