Blake Townsend (@blakedajesus1) 's Twitter Profile
Blake Townsend

@blakedajesus1

Just trying out the social media thing again after a few years off the grid.

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calendar_today10-12-2013 09:29:13

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If yall are looking for guest spots, or even just a podcast to listen to, look no further than my good friend Blake Townsend Blake Townsend and his show The Aggressively Average Podcast Aggressively Average Comedy My episode will air next week, please check it out. & DM him for deetz!

If yall are looking for guest spots, or even just a podcast to listen to, look no further than my good friend Blake Townsend <a href="/BlakeDaJesus1/">Blake Townsend</a> and his show The Aggressively Average Podcast <a href="/_AAComedy/">Aggressively Average Comedy</a> 
My episode will air next week, please check it out. &amp; DM him for deetz!
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Episode 18 of our Aggressively Average Podcast featuring Jiim Caulfield is now available! Search for "Aggressively Average Podcast" wherever you listen to them of visit aggressivelyaveragecomedy.com/indes.php/podc…

Episode 18 of our Aggressively Average Podcast featuring <a href="/JhPendragon/">Jiim Caulfield</a>  is now available! Search for "Aggressively Average Podcast" wherever you listen to them of visit aggressivelyaveragecomedy.com/indes.php/podc…
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If anyone wants to know how not to handle racism and how dumb small town politics can teach kids that bitching and threatening gets you what you want in life, then here you go... record-courier.com/story/news/202…

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I got told sweet dreams and then dreamt about an old man coming into my room, rubbing my stomach, and telling me he was here to make sure I didn't piss the bed. I guess that is kinda sweet?

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"I worked myself to the bone" sounds like something Happy Gilmore's grandma would say right before being yelled at by Ben Stiller

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A woman sucks dick to get a promotion and she's a hoe, but a man makes her suck dick for a promotion and he's normal? Real cool society, real real cool

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Thanks to liver diseas I have been forced to stop working and await a transplant. I'm currently waiting for disability to be approved, but rent dont wait for the government. If you would like to donate/share I would be eternally grateful! gofund.me/b350f47c