This is retconning Minions lore. In the Minions movie it was revealed that between Napoleon's invasion of Russia in 1812 and 1968 the entire population of Minions were in a Siberian cave. This was a workaround so they didn't help Hitler, which is now back on the table

yimmy's final deadline they're gonna break out of the siberian cave, do the shit in the film, and the film will end with every single one of them getting stuck in the exact same cave again

When Mel Brooks made the First Spaceballs. George Lucas told him he was cool with it, as long as Lone Star didn't dress like Han Solo...So he dressed him like Indiana Jones 😂

I touched on this before, but this entire propaganda campaign hinges on the idea that Hitler only hated jews, and no one else. Cause why the fuck would a majority of Palestinians worship a guy who thought of them as subhuman, as described in his book

drinking with someone who likes martinis is always weird cuz they’re like “i want it filthy and wet raw missionary with eye contact and sloppy making out” like alright man. cool. im happy u found a drink u like

one of the 1000 laid off employees prob could've fixed this

Le lien d’âme entre les chats et leur instinct protecteur envers les bébés me fascinera toujours

Republicans ran on “draining the swamp.” Now they’re blocking every Democratic effort to do exactly that.

I can’t prove it, but the higher the ticket prices the worse the crowds. Rich folks suck as an audience

She is Alana Rosa, 20 years old, who was stabbed 40 times after refusing to date a man, attends the first trial hearing of the criminal. All the strength to her, I hope she gets justice for what was done to her.

Going to see Kobe and shaq live for like $57

Terry crews & Travis Scott doing the thierry henry goofy laugh 😭🤣

Fetty Wap & Monty bringing back the CLASSICS by singing their HIT song “679” on the radar 🤯🎤🔥

He ain’t have no chance to be normal. He would’ve been a disappointment to his parents if he wasn’t like this. His mama slow and talking bout she raised a slime. His daddy went to kidnap someone with him while he was on probation. It’s sad.

pronouncing Bojangles like Los Angeles

“Hot Sauce came down there, they was calling that man ketchup”🤣

MOUF WIDE OPEN

Chill Saturday

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Bimbo furries is crazy 😭😭