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Don’t count your chickens before they hatch

After what happened to the #ManCity coach at Anfield - Karma

Anyone else done in with these daft Scottish tweets that aren’t even funny but because they write it like they say it there think it’s pure comedy #karzi

Kenny Dogleish. Supported that buck tooth cunt when he racially abused Patrice Evra. Wants castrating never mind knighting. #cunt

Rushing to get euros & reversing into someone at work 🙃 So here’s to Barca, a shit exchange rate & losing my no claims 🙌🏽 Dilly Dilly 🍻☀️

Matthew Leeming The King wisheth thee the best of luck for the rest of thou treacherous voyage, good Sir! #DillyDilly

Things about video games Does it now you sexy fucker

FOCUS on the ball.

When the supply teacher comes back into the class with an actual teacher.

Mostonians 2-0 @bgsob_official Paul Ashton ⚽️⚽️ Both assists from Rob Hughes 👌🏽 We really did turn it on at times today & the score line doesn’t really reflect how well we played but does show we need to be a lot more clinical! Fair play to Bury who grafted hard. ⚽️🔵⚪️

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The IRA bombing of Manchester in 1996 caused devastation across the city & injured 212 people. Jeremy Corbyn's response was to agree to host the launch of Gerry Adams' new book in the Commons. The book included an account of killing a British soldier.

Hi Sky Sports News I see you’ve made sure to show Rangers fans chanting of Steve Clarke on your channel today. Will you be showing Celtic fans singing “F*ck Lee Rigby, he won’t be f**king drumming anymore” or their lack of poppies & minutes silence in November ?

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As a proud north Manchester club we also remember today fellow #northmanchester lad Lee Rigby on the 5th anniversary of his death. #RIP Lee. 1987-2013⚫️🐝