NFL teams will sign rapists, wife beaters and players with other serious felonies. The Browns gave Deshaun Watson the biggest contract in football history after 20+ women accused him of sexual assault. The simple explanation on Shadeur? 32 NFL teams don’t think he’s that good.

This is all fine and banally conspiratorial. But then you have to consider Deshaun Watson signing a deal for $230 million after all his legal wranglings and off the field controversy. Evidence indicates NFL teams will take any piece of shit if they think they’re talented enough.

It is wild to see people emotionally invested in a spoiled, entitled, daddy's boy getting drafted to play a game. It's like being upset that a rich kid you never met didn't get an internship at Goldman.

AMERICAN POPE. Can't wait to see pictures of this guy at Coachella next year.

Never trade passion for glory.

I remember the good ol' days when a "freak off" was when you'd force the two ugliest kids in the class to fight in the bathroom while they cried. And I won every freak off I was in, from first grade all the way to senior year of high school, believe me.

Try sitting on the toilet cross-legged. Trust me.

The last American Hero has gone to heaven. #RIPBROTHER

All the Ts, All the Ps.

71 for a wrestler is like 155 for a normal person. #PositiveVibesOnly

Dayton's latest commit had his sexual assault against a minor charge dismissed yesterday--signed with Anthony Grant's program today. Quite the 24 hours for all involved. #PROWD

"Coach, good news, that kid we were recruiting that was going to trial for sexual assault of a minor just had his case tossed this morning. Should we announce his commitment today?" "No, as a great man, I cannot. That would be classless. We will wait until tomorrow."

Signing a rental player under these circumstances doesn't scream confidence in the current roster. If he used NIL money to pay off the key witness...then I'd say he thinks he is on the hot seat. KNEED MOAR INFOE

Damn shame.

This guy doesn't post very often anymore. Funny how that happens.

Mets fans think it’s a rivalry. Braves fans remain confused by this.

I don’t want to talk about Cal Raleigh’s ass anymore.

Probably not Saban’s car?

BIG GAME JAMES

Oregon losing to Indiana AND watching Penn State drop to 3-3. That’s tense.