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Birdie 🐥

@birdiebangkok

Cynical old woman, teacher, mum, vodka lover, still bonkers in Bangkok. Usually ruffling someone’s feathers no matter what I tweet. 🤣

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calendar_today15-05-2012 05:41:14

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Kid 2 is back for summer. Hasn’t had a haircut in a year “mum I need a haircut” “can I drink this wine?” “What’s for dinner?” How can they eat so bloody much ? No one ask me to borrow money for 2 months. They bleed you dry. 🤣

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I love my air fryer but I still think bacon cooked in its own fat in a frying pan tastes so much better. I thought the smell of it might have enticed shaggy hair boy out of bed. 🤣

I love my air fryer but I still think bacon cooked in its own fat in a frying pan tastes so much better. I thought the smell of it might have enticed shaggy hair boy out of bed. 🤣
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I would make a shit superhero especially in rainy season cos if i got the bat call after 5pm i would be like ffs I’ve just sat down with my cup of tea and it’s raining. 🤣

I would make a shit superhero especially in rainy season cos if i got the bat call after 5pm  i would be like ffs I’ve just sat down with my cup of tea and it’s raining. 🤣
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Men bemoan the loss of their hair as they get older but it is not something that’s considered much for women. The struggle and sorrow is real. This is how thick my hair was in my twenties.

Men bemoan the loss of their hair as they get older but it is not something that’s considered much for women. The struggle and sorrow is real.  This is how thick my hair was in my twenties.
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School boys probably haven’t changed in 50 years. One kid drawing a big penis on his mates arm today with a felt tip quickly tried to change it into a face on my approach. “What a big nose he has and beady eyes I exclaimed” 🤣

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Gosh where did the last 9 hours go ? 🤣 Wine tasting Bangkok Louie. at Louie’s on 15. Did not expect to come home with a little soap willy from Nebulizer🦊 it smells so nice 🤣 it’s modeled apparently on Paul Masa 🤣

Gosh where did the last 9 hours go ? 🤣
Wine tasting <a href="/LJP987/">Bangkok Louie.</a> at Louie’s on 15. 
Did not expect to come home with a little soap willy from <a href="/Nebuliz_er/">Nebulizer🦊</a> it smells so nice 🤣 it’s modeled apparently on <a href="/PaulMasa3/">Paul Masa</a> 🤣
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Macro food delivery give themselves a 4 hour delivery time slot but obviously operate on the we don’t give a fuck about the actual time Thai time model. #Irritated

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If you can’t find my apartment which is really easy and totally ignore me on the best route to brunch making me late you will be getting a shit review. 🤯

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Here you go Samut Prakan Phil 🇬🇧 🇹🇭 Easy and quick air fryer food. - wrap a chicken breast in streaky bacon. Cook till bacon crispy. About 20 mins. - brush with any sauce such as bbq or fav hot sauce. - add cheese. Cook till melted. Haven’t got a good Jp alternative for you yet. 😁

Here you go <a href="/Ajarncom/">Samut Prakan Phil 🇬🇧 🇹🇭</a> Easy and quick air fryer food. 
- wrap a chicken breast in streaky bacon. Cook till bacon crispy.  About 20 mins. 
- brush with any sauce such as bbq or fav hot sauce. 
- add cheese. Cook till melted. 

Haven’t got a good Jp alternative for you yet. 😁