My favourite photographer. She always makes me look better in snaps. 🤣

Kid 2 is back for summer. Hasn’t had a haircut in a year “mum I need a haircut” “can I drink this wine?” “What’s for dinner?” How can they eat so bloody much ? No one ask me to borrow money for 2 months. They bleed you dry. 🤣

I love my air fryer but I still think bacon cooked in its own fat in a frying pan tastes so much better. I thought the smell of it might have enticed shaggy hair boy out of bed. 🤣

Wanted Prosecco but bloody restaurant observes that stupid 2-5 no alcohol rule. 😬

8 week hiatus for breakfast buddies DaveP #fitzgeralds

I would make a shit superhero especially in rainy season cos if i got the bat call after 5pm i would be like ffs I’ve just sat down with my cup of tea and it’s raining. 🤣

What should my superhero name be twitter ? Suggestions welcome 🤣

I have never insulted anyone on here. I simply describe them accurately. Same goes in face to face interactions. 🤣

Men bemoan the loss of their hair as they get older but it is not something that’s considered much for women. The struggle and sorrow is real. This is how thick my hair was in my twenties.

ThunderBirdie it is. Thunder Thighs and Thunder Jugs were not considered you cheeky lads. 🤣

Here is your summer video project Somchai the Dog facebook.com/share/r/16J3Q9…

Expensive day. Hair cuts and sushi for those blood sucking creatures known as kids. 🤣

School boys probably haven’t changed in 50 years. One kid drawing a big penis on his mates arm today with a felt tip quickly tried to change it into a face on my approach. “What a big nose he has and beady eyes I exclaimed” 🤣

Gosh where did the last 9 hours go ? 🤣 Wine tasting Bangkok Louie. at Louie’s on 15. Did not expect to come home with a little soap willy from Nebulizer🦊 it smells so nice 🤣 it’s modeled apparently on Paul Masa 🤣

Macro food delivery give themselves a 4 hour delivery time slot but obviously operate on the we don’t give a fuck about the actual time Thai time model. #Irritated

myBOOBprofen - easing men's pain from the dawn of time. 😂

My new favourite word.

If you can’t find my apartment which is really easy and totally ignore me on the best route to brunch making me late you will be getting a shit review. 🤯

Went totally kiwi today. 🤣#Kai

Here you go Samut Prakan Phil 🇬🇧 🇹🇭 Easy and quick air fryer food. - wrap a chicken breast in streaky bacon. Cook till bacon crispy. About 20 mins. - brush with any sauce such as bbq or fav hot sauce. - add cheese. Cook till melted. Haven’t got a good Jp alternative for you yet. 😁