Crushes your skull with his foot.

"Oh hey, it's you again."

"No."

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"What on Dende's Green Earth happened while I was gone?"

"Sapphire.... who's the kid you brought with you?"

Good for him?

"Fowl boy? He has a name, doesn't he?"

17 has no clue how to properly parent-lock his daughter's phone, by the way. He's BOOMER. He just did the most basic command on the phone and be done with it.

Your mom is like... a decade older than me. An entirely different generation altogether. Sit your spoiled ass down.

🐓 Arch.⠀ bulma SHOULD be older than Lapis / Lazuli... RIGHT? RIGHT?

"Even more rotten than the compost I use as fertilizer. What did you do to her?" .... like he has room to talk.

Sapphire, Language!!

"Absolutely not. My daughter does just fine on her own. She's a nice girl, just a tad mischievous."

💀💀💀 Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

🐓 Arch.⠀ all these new ppl following me... well, I dont plan to come back to the verse unless nitzer forcefully pulls me in Cya lmao