you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

BioWare: Makes lizard and bird aliens and robots and dwarves and qunari

Fanbase:

Shepard the night before a suicide mission

BioWare's writers coming up with 'Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer'

Citadel store owners finding out Commander Shepard's endorsement of their shop is meaningless

BioWareProblems Blackwall and his Inquisitor

When you enter the Hinterlands vs when you leave

Me playing Citadel immediately after losing Mordin on Tuchanka

The last thing an elfroot plant sees before being plucked by the Inquisitor only to never be used for anything

Me making every decision in a game based on what my love interest approves of

When Shepard starts Mass Effect 3 in jail but you know you have the Citadel party to look forward to

The Collector general at the end of Mass Effect 2