Growing my beard and putting my photo on Twitter. Also, I've retired from eating Bento Boxes.

I pee sitting down.

Walking into walls with a bag on my head.

Billy Wirth just got back from the gym where somebody called him "tripod" in the locker room; I don't know why.

Billy Wirth is not a fan of the Haber-Bosch process, even though it averted a Malthusian catastrophe.