Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave.

teacher: eyes on your own paper me: bitch my eyes are always on da paper *throws cash everywhere* class: ayyyyyeeee

Looking down on the coast of #Greece. pic.x.com/XcqfhajEML

The past is a terrible place to live.

My friendship comes in 3 levels: 1) Sarcasm 2) Insults 3) Inappropriate sexual humor

Once you have true feelings for someone, it will always be there. You may not like them anymore, but you still care.

if i don’t laugh at my own jokes then who will

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.

Stop caring what people think. Stop taking caution in your actions, listen to what you want, do what you want, this is your life. Live it.

Such a pretty sunset. pic.x.com/fvdfue8w9r

Your hardest times often lead to the greatest moments of your life.

"If you'll not settle for anything less than your best, you will be amazed at what you can accomplish in your lives." - Vince Lombardi

It’s weird how it’s acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross.

The sun rising over the Li River in #China. pic.x.com/V1mLdPJgFw

"Persistent questioning and healthy inquisitiveness are the first requisite for acquiring learning of any kind." - Gandhi

"Light tomorrow with today." - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I say "haha" almost after every text so it doesn't sound too serious.

"Im gonna fuck you so hard" - Life

Are you Snickers? ‘Cause you satisfy me.

"Whatever the mind can conceive and believe,the mind can achieve." ? Napoleon Hill