I'd hate to live in a fantasy rpg world like imagine you find a cool sword somewhere and it gives you gout

The ultimate trickery is to tell the truth

The wolf's name was Wall Street

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At churtch straight practicing it. And by it, let's just say, , , my penitence

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of when my good friend Jet was heaped his just desserts

I'm excited to see the first person who fixes him

This can't wait

"Strange? You go left. Thor? You go right. And Mr. Gorbachev? Tear down this wall."

I hate when teams are allowed to have the same name

A fixed clock can be wrong twice a day, as a treat

Some person on the street seeing my friend, horrifically mutilated in the interdimensional accident that I caused: "Oh my God get that thing away from me." Me, Reed Richards, figuring out a fantastic name for him: "Say that again"

What if you made a voodoo doll of me and he wouldn't stop farting?

NGL we should be asking about me vs 99 guys and 1 gorilla

My girl be retweeting those "I love to beat my bf" posts. That would be cool if she actually would ever go out of her way to hit me or at LEAST neg me a lil ☹️

😦 I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chemtrail. Feeling sorta theythemmy

Watching dubbed anime w closed captions so my subbed pilled friend can understand it