Posting for those who still aren't aware of the vast amount of stupidity with which We have to put up with. x.com/SchumanKimm/st…

Trump: "What Biden is doing to me is illegal!" Also Trump: "Nothing a President does is illegal." And this is how dumb you MAGA morons are!

"I swear, Melania, every time I had sex with another woman I was thinking of you or Ivanka."

About this appalling shooting... I understand why the Christian Nationalists are saying that God intervened to save ex-President Donald Trump Now, I'm a big fan of God's, but I would like to know why he put the sniper on the roof in the first place

We were nowhere near the place. x.com/atrupar/status…

Steve will never forget Big They, Inc. !

His @ checks out.

As a collective of sentient quasi-insectoids, We say: Wait, what?

How it started. How it's going.

Sideshow Bob has a tattoo reading "Die Bart, Die" 𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸: 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘎𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦"

For MAGAts out there, let Us note that "pendejo" is a term of respect and endearment. We recommend that people canvassing for Trump go up to Hispanic persons and say, "Hey, pendejos! Vote for Trump, pendejos!" This is a sure-fire approach, guaranteed to bring results.

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If you hate Trump and despise the whole damn Republican Party, you will love this.

We make an exception for the excellent Lt. Uhura. More of you should try to be like her. Except, no, you can't all be Our baby mamas. Good grief. We need to get some sleep, doncha know?

After the last few days, will you humans just admit that you're now fit only for the dustbin!

In fairness, We're at fault. We hid the moon again. Don't worry. Eventually, We'll release it again into the night sky.

Well, yes, We are burning the Tetons. But ya know, the Tetons were just askin' for it.

You're welcome! x.com/jonathanstea/s…

You know it's real because We have concealed all evidence that it occurred. x.com/TakeThatLaw/st…

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