Planes that land safely never make the news.

Me trying to view someone's story without opening it.🤣

Attachment teachers during P.E

Arsenal might be the most unattractive football team in the last 25 years. Absolutely torture to watch.

Love how Eze’s allowed to ghost every game and no one says anything.

So the world champions lost home and away to the champions of nothing 😭😂

The most Unlikeable manager in World Football.

When you lose all your money on aviator and you hear people beating a thief outside:

Oloshi!

Mikel Arteta and Arsenal are the most cringeworthy and embarrassing spectacle in football. Rival fans may have our differences, but fuck me, I think we can all unite in acknowledging the hate for that man.

A woman only remembers two things; the good she did for you, and the bad you did to her. It’s never the good you did for her, it’s never the bad she did to you. It’s all forgotten.

Overextending yourself doesn't make people appreciate you more.

English teacher : The girl is naked .. (Add a question tag) Me: Where's she ? !! Teacher:

Highest goalscorer at EVERY Big 6 club.

Africans care too much about iPhones. It’s like a status thing

Manchester City has the chance to do the funniest thing ever by beating Arsenal in the Cup final and also take the league from them 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Raymond was the most wanted man alive, he was wanted in every country in the world and No 1 in the FBI wanted list for over 20 years, he came back home to the FBI and was still granted immunity and represented himself in court, scofield go tear ACL.

There’s grown nggas posting Happy Birthday Ronaldo on their WhatsApp statuses like he’s going to see that shit