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Good day, I was wondering if you can help me with choosing a new mouse for my computer thing. I’ve had it some time and my grandson has told me it’s time for an upgrade. He’s ashamed to bring his friends over and all they can play is watch the clock in the bottom corner. Currys

Happy Easter to all my friends and family! I’ve got my grandson coming over later on for an Easter Egg hunt, I’ve kept them well hidden in my greenhouse the last few days to make sure he doesn’t find them! Mr Burkitt Esq 🇸🇪 are you stilling coming over for lunch?

Prepared a late lunch for me and the wife after a busy day in the front garden trimming our rather overgrown bushes. Plenty left over if you fancied popping over with a plate Mr Burkitt Esq 🇸🇪 or I can pop it through your letter box?

Happy Tuesday 🖤😈

I rarely come on twitter to rant, mainly to gloat! But the actions of Gregg Wallace are deplorable!!! Cancel him at once!!!! Mr Burkitt Esq 🇸🇪 start the petition!!!!! It’s time to go you badly veg growing twonk!!!!

Just been had by another one of Mr Burkitt Esq 🇸🇪 japes! Well played dear boy! When on earth did you plant that?

Hello dear boy!Sorry for the delay, we are here safe, arrived late last night. Dropped my phone in a trough so had to dry it out in some penne. The campsites not quite how the pictures suggested but we’ll crack on. Added bonus, our pitch comes with an outdoor toilet! Mr Burkitt Esq 🇸🇪

Up at the crack of dawn thanks to a deaf cockerel! Did give us chance to finish setting up camp. Many thanks again to Mr Burkitt Esq 🇸🇪 for lending us his tent, alas, not all the poles it turns out! Now to fire up the stove for a hot Bovril Bovril and a black pudding butty.

Just prepared a lovely brunch for myself whilst the wife is out clay- pigeon shooting.

Gareth Bale holds a mic like a pint glass…