Kiss blaring at the gym today #RipAce

arrive. miss calltime. put bags in lockerroom. take a shit. shake hands. setup merch. take a shit. wash hands this time. stand in ring. pretend to stretch. pushup. take a shit. get w opponent. say no to their ideas. have no ideas of my own. put on boots. my music hits. gotta shit

Well here’s another excuse to rewatch this masterpiece

Bars that hang up a Miller High Life signs but don’t serve high life should loose there sign

I’m okay what happens next

The absolute funniest thing could happen right now

As the end of the year draws closer, don’t forget tickets for our next event MAGNUM FOREVER are on sale NOW! Tickets for this show are available at a discounted rate as our way to say THANK YOU for a heck of a 2025! simpletix.com/e/magnum-wrest…

Don’t leave any stone unturned

The good shit

Woop woop! ITS FRIDAY! And for a lot of people that means ITS PAYDAY! Make the most of it by getting your discounted tickets to next weekend’s MAGNUM FOREVER and come celebrate with us as we bring Magnum to 2026! simpletix.com/e/magnum-wrest…

Every title is on the line this Saturday at MAGNUM FOREVER and we want to know how YOU think these matches will go! Sound off and get those last minute ticket purchases in! Time is ticking down until we invade Fowling Warehouse for MAGNUM FOREVER! simpletix.com/e/magnum-wrest…

Tomorrow night. 8 stacked matches and one historic announcement as we begin the journey to Weekend At Strife’s! Tickets are still discounted so get those last minute purchases and join us as we storm Fowling Warehouse for MAGNUM FOREVER! simpletix.com/e/magnum-wrest…

Tap to see PEAK BATMAN

if you get blown up in the first 3 minutes you shouldn’t be a professional wrestler

If you went over your shine 10 times and you still fucking blow it, maybe you shouldn’t be a professional wrestler