I showed you my classic please respond

Join us over the next two weekends as DJ Phoenix Rise, DJ Jake Maxwell, DJ 2 Uneek and JustCallMeLetty provide the beats to our parties!

The worst part of this is that the San Antonio police have "no evidence whatsoever to indicate that the murder was related to his sexual orientation." The same law enforcement that ignored two years of homophobic threats against Joss and his husband. BS THIS is why we need Pride

in America if you’re a white boy they make you play that funky music till you die

Me at least once per conversation

Yeah, why do you think it's a fucking chess piece?

Ignore the profile, I'm 29 today! 🥳🥳

Italian birthday parties be like:

New birb who dis :3

Me: I'm going to post fun and nerdy SFW stuff on the cloud app and be a little more horny on main here 😈 Also me: *doesn't post a fucking thing anywhere*

Hi, ER Doc here. I don’t know who needs to hear this but do NOT even think about it.

Well, if we're all showing off... #TummyTuesday

I learned recently that the objectively best safeword for kink/bdsm scenes is Meatloaf. It's a quick and easy way to say "I will do anything for love, but I won't do THAT"

If you get this joke, you may be entitled to financial compensation

Me and the homies hitting up an all you can eat sushi place (we're putting them out of business)

When you hit the endgame in minecraft and you start making everything your pet

Unsolicited dice pic

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY

HOLY SHIT THEY ARE FINALLY REMAKKING KIRBY AIR RIDE Shame it's probably only going to be for the switch 2

I just tried to text the word "whisk" to someone and my phone changed it to "whiskey" It's not even noon... Does my phone need to go to AA?