Do you guys think Jar Jar Binks was a liberal or a conservative when he was a galactic senator

asking the bouncer kicking me out of the bar what his name and badge number is

This nigga was born to be a statistic

If robots had penis’s that had nicotine yall would suck that shit too

Let the 2026 race wars begin.

Trump is taking a somewhat unique approach in his quest for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

Calling peoples opinions of me "fan theories"

I'm 22. Just bought food from Panda Express No help from my parents. No luck involved. Had a vision, and pulled it off.

might be the most retarded analogy I’ve ever heard a sitting US official utter in their official capacity

The problem with parents is they’re undiagnosed

On hinge opening up with "i love you" ldgaf i never gave a fuck ✌️

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

The US president is praising Allah and Iran is defending the Pope, welcome to 2026

benjamin netanyahu if you can hear this the loud black woman at the grocery store is close to developing a nuclear weapon

LinkedIn is enriching uranium

The IRS is only weeks away from developing nukes.

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

What company will a Claude tweet take out next? 🤔

I have built a spreadsheet. It has 847 rows. Each row is a community bank in the United States with a market cap below $200 million, a price-to-tangible-book ratio under 0.85, a non-performing loan ratio below 0.4%, and a CEO who has been in the role for at least twelve years. I

accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter