//since we getting back into the swing of things-

Growling to himself, locked within a small room. Various different artistic supplies lining the walls and floor, an easel set up in the middle. The king stretches a canvas over a wooden frame, his claws effortlessly slicing along the edges, cutting the canvas to size. As of [+]

. . . W h y .

...you ain't ol' Egg-face.

"So long as y'know that I'd do the same for you, should the need arise."

//slight spoilers for the mario galaxy movie, not anything plot related but still- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THEY LITERALLY CONFIRMED THAT BOWSER LIKES GETTING HEAD SCRATCHES AHAHAHAHAHAA

//i'm once again making another post like this hhhhh I DO HAVE a more adult-oriented Bowser account. No, I will not be putting the @ here. Anyone interested is going to have to DM me for the @, yknow? Don't wanna throw an account with THAT kinda content on this TL, here

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Tossing a well-sharpened axe in the air a few times. ...only to THUNDERCUNT THE DAMN THING at a nearby target. The target was basically disintegrated on impact. Axe was fine, though!

"Any princesses in need of s big, strong, NOT-a-plumber type o' guy?"

"Might wanna look over at me, then."

"Then LOOK at ME."

//yall aint gonna believe this

Be a shame if someone hit the gas in that van...

You heard me.

No room for plumbers in my kingdom. Unless they're licensed. And not Italian.

FUCK OFF.