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patient: hello, i am in a lot of pain all the time. doctor: hmm. are you just saying that to get attention? patient: yes. medical attention

It’s like best fever dream I’ve ever had.

As Biden commits to 100K MORE Cops, and still no BBB plan—a reminder that law enforcement *responds* to crime, but a living wage, food & water security, accessible healthcare, & public education *prevent* crime. If you want safer communities, invest in people, not punishments.

If my baby does this, it’s me and him forever and he is not even allowed to grow anymore.😂😂😂😂

So Zorro, Fu Manchu, Charlie Chan, Goku, the Prince of Persia, the King of Siam, Othello, every Egyptian Pharaoh, the Lone Ranger, Tonto, Ghandi, Pocahontas, Moses, Noah & Jesus were white But a negro hobbit or a Black Targaryen isn’t “faithful to the source material” Got it

For the first time in a very long time I tuned into a live Apple event and was greeted by plane crashes trash crushes and bear cronches. #AppleEvent

This is fine.

I've been figuring out Mastodon, so I figured I'd share a list of tips and other stuff I've discovered in case it's helpful for others. 🧵

Helpful (though imperfect) tool for finding your twitter folk on Mastadon: twitodon.com

I have question for Pence’s town hall: “Why are you just…so freaking weird? I mean like incredibly over the top weird. You call your wife mother and have that whole creepy way of talking like a malfunctioning Westworld cowboy robot but even weirder. So, why are you so weird?”

How is this not a scene from What We Do In The Shadows?? youtube.com/shorts/X2vgg-I…

If someone did a backflip during a two hour budget meeting I’d think it was kind of cool, but it wouldn’t make me a fan of budget meetings #soccer

Recently watched Joel Coen's Macbeth and now I need to see everything Kathryn Hunter has ever done.

There is 0 evidence of harm associated with mask wearing in kids. There is TONS of evidence of harm associated with poor air quality and viruses in kids. So govt policy = no masks, no investment in air quality in schools. This is NOT evidence based policy. journalistsresource.org/education/indo…

I support NHS Nurses. Pay them enough to live on. For 47 years I was a nurse And I never took home a wage I could live on unless I worked 48-60 hrs a week. All Ive got to show for my effort? Over 2½ years of #LongCovid after Covid caught at work and now unable to do any job!

The hits keep coming

Did you know the word ‘junior’ in Junior Doctor doesn’t mean young or unqualified It’s simply the term for any doctor who is not yet a consultant or experienced GP That includes this 40 year old who’s been a doctor for over 10 years Please RT if you think everyone should know