I bet they talked about this in text messages. Too bad they delete them all so we can’t see what they say…

Wow, that sure was mean. That’s okay, I still want to invite you to my birthday party this Summer. It’s “All You Can Eat,” and all of my friends will be there!

You guys, chill out. #katemiddleton is here in Delaware teaching me the basics of photoshop and dishing about the Marshioness of Cholmondeley. She just needed a vacay like me.

Public Service Announcement for nobody in particular: If you are sleepy, try going to bed early instead of rage-“Truthing.” If you have to fart in public, put deodorizer in your adult diaper. Also, don’t commit felonies. My work here is done. #TrumpTrial

I’m gonna wear a tie and everything. Will be a fun day. She’s gonna love me. #NoemKillsDogs

We sure are!

Me too.

I wish I COULD say hello to Cricket. But I can’t. You shot Cricket like the coward you are. Why don’t you go back to making up stories about world leaders. Leave me out of it, unless you want new to invite you to my monthly Secret Service luncheon. #NoemIsADogKiller #NoemLies

I wish dad had sent me out on January 6th…

👀👀👀👀 What about me?!!! We all have immunity right?

I been tryin’ to tell y’all…

Bad Faith ✝️🐴🇺🇲🌻🇺🇦 It was Major First biting the Hell out them Hacks🐾🔥

Joe and his cute doggo 💗

Commander was right about everything

Dad and I want you to #Vote for #KamalaHarris today! No weaving or whining orange men. Just a smart lady in charge! #Election2024

We’ve got something extra special planned.

Good luck to my namesake today! Go Washington Commanders (Don’t tell Dad…he’s a Philadelphia Eagles fan).

Tell the penguins to pay up! I have golf to play! #TrumpTariffs