Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A. Why do phools fall in love?

What has 2 wings and a halo? Did you say angel? WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo?"..

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus...

Q: Have you heard of the cow who attained liberation? A: It was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest..

Dora has more freedom then teenagers..

Making faces to a stranger's baby when their parents aren't looking..

What I hate most about Twitter : Finishing a good tweet

Liam Neeson trained Batman

Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A. Why do phools fall in love?

Q: What do you call an Indian who has a phone with low battery? A: Charjit.

Retweet this if youíre a quiet/ shy person naturally but when your with your friends you act like your on crack!!

Q: How does a blonde know she's going to have a Hindu baby? A: Put a rubiks cube in her pants and wait to see if it gets finished.

Q: What's the best way to keep milk fresh? A: Leave it in the cow!