Anastasia doesn't stock High Noons. Meaning these were not bought at the course. Meaning we have 2 less members this morning.

On a stakeout with Carl

Carl was arrested last night and is in custody at the Jackson County jail. I'm heading down there after my shift this AM.

My friend Carl has been released on $50,000 bail.

Having a bunch of #kids on the golf course isn’t GROWING the game, it’s SLOWING the game. We need min age limits. PGA of America

Great President, great communicator, great uniter, great golfer. #TotalPackage

Carl sent me this picture and I really like it.

Say it to my face next time tough guy.

I won’t make it to my bowling league tonight I have a situation at work.

This isn’t cute and/or funny. It’s property damage. Golf needs a min age limit. 16?

My friend Carl and I will be monitoring several poll locations next Tuesday.

Help me understand how literal children qualified to play in a PGA TOUR event? This is not a great look.

Two years ago today my friend Carl and I were definitely NOT at the capitol in Washington DC.

Exhibit A on what’s ailing junior golf. Kid overreacts because she sees Dad overreact. Meanwhile, we’ve damaged the green and shown up our opponents.

My friend Carl ran into Patrick Mahomes II at Jiffy Lube this morning. Said he was noticeably favoring his ankle.

Guy is the ultimate gamer. #congrats

Carl and I are working #security for the @chiefs Super Bowl parade today.

Can you imagine Ben Hogan's daughter running on to a tee box and making it "all about herself". This tour has gotten beyond soft.

My deputy (and good friend) Carl Brubaker has tested negative for rabies.

Overreact ✅ Make it all about yourself ✅ Litter ✅ Damage the green ✅ Attempt to damage the pin ✅