Cubs pitchers and catchers reporting on a warm (for February) day makes me wish I was skipping class to day drink instead of being shackled by society’s chains (working)

See you guys tomorrow, I’m turning this goddamn season around

This one’s for you gill

Selection Sunday

As a Butler grad/fan and someone who grew up as an Illinois fan, I think John Groce would be a home run hire

I’d love to see Duke one year forfeit every regular season game and just see if they can win the ACC tournament to get in the tournament. Would they be a 16 seed? They couldn’t be higher than like 14 with a 5-31 record

American having free in-flight WiFi is amazing, but I do miss the thrill of finally landing and taking your phone off airplane mode and seeing all the notifications pop up. You just never knew who could’ve possibly texted you in those couple hours #TravelingWithSeth

People that will be at the Final Four this weekend: Me Mark Titus Trilly Donovan (so same as #1) Brad Underwood People that will not be at the Final Four because their apprentice can’t hold a double digit lead: Coach K

To the UConn smokeshow that was shit talking to me before the game at the bar: Fuck you forever and I hope you puke so much tonight that you tell God you’re never going to drink again* *hit me up sometime

This weekend made me realize that UConn fans cannot handle Midwestern hospitality. Every time one shit talked me (except that one girl fuck her (I wish)) I would just give their team a compliment and they’d crumble. But I can’t help it, it’s in my DNA

Going back to school as a teacher that spent their spring break in Vegas and at the Final Four and forgetting you had real life responsibilities

Thankful at times like this about how poorly I took care of my body in college because there is no chance in hell they would look at me and try to draft me into the army

First date post fall 2025 situationship. Never been less excited for anything in my life. Going in sweatpants to test if she’s really bout it or not

Update: not the best, but definitely not the worst. Will probably have a second. Convo finally got going about halfway through beer two. We’ll see where it goes

Local Minor League Playoff Hockey game tonight? Yaaaa… I think we need it #KobeDay

Logged onto Netflix with the idea of starting a “Last Dance” rewatch, something I’ve been thinking about since I woke up this morning. First suggestion was a recently added mafia documentary and I’m already diverting plans

My entire TikTok fyp is college seniors posting memories to “This Bar” and it makes me wish I could relive my last month of college so bad it was incredible