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"The constant scrolling tells us that nothing is worth remembering, nothing is worth reflection, nothing is worth production because the act of consumption is simpler. If you just keep scrolling, maybe that weird disjointed feeling will finally go away."

Hedge funds covered shorts in index and ETF equity products at the largest level since Nov 2020. -Goldman Sachs Desk

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[having sex] her: talk to me ur too quiet me: the Dow went up for the 13th day in a row even after the Fed hiked again and rates are the highest they’ve been since 2001. I think we may actually get a soft landing and see new highs this year.

The government distracting you with alien psyops to hide the fact Shohei Ohtani will be leaving the Angels in a few months

Good chart to illustrate what is likely to happen into the summer. $QQQ and $SPY are both extended and need rest in my view. I expect some recession headlines and in general negative sentiment to come back over the summer as we pull back. This will likely come back just in

Big candles in my favour: Organic, momentum-driven price action as the market rapidly reprices the fair value of this asset (that I foresaw via my omniscience) Big candles against me: Thin, manipulated, malicious marketing making - organised crime treachery, fake illiquid BS

2 years on fintwit, certified mental illness 🫡

thanks for the financial advice ibkr 🫡

sucks getting older and your old friends dm wanna game 7pm then dont show because htey gotta watch the baby like damn bro i thought i was your baby

Note to self, read at least 1 page of documentation before randomly googling problems for 4 hours straight

You think they had stand up comedians in ancient Rome?

Here are the numbers from 10 to 100 in alphabetical order: 18, 80, 88, 85, 84, 89, 81, 87, 86, 83, 82, 11, 15, 50, 58, 55, 54, 59, 51, 57, 56, 53, 52, 40, 48, 45, 44, 49, 41, 47, 46, 43, 42, 14, 19, 90, 98, 95, 94, 99, 91, 97, 96, 93, 92, 17, 70, 78, 75, 74, 79, 71, 77, 76, 73,

if you buy store bought salad greens in the plastic bins or bags try putting a clean, folded paper towel in the bin/bag and the greens will last 3x longer minimum follow me for more food & cooking tips on down market days

This is what the vault inside the Irish Federal Reserve looks like

I must not overfit. Overfitting is the mind-killer. Overfitting is the little death that brings total obliteration.

Always use leverage. Use it everywhere - no exceptions. Funding is high, but I’m getting 5:1 in the shower. Study capital efficiency.