Scottish Bloke πŸ“– Writing some words (@bertthebearbook) 's Twitter Profile
Scottish Bloke πŸ“– Writing some words

@bertthebearbook

Physical Education Teacher. Surrounded by dogs. Writing a wee book 'The Life and Adventures of Bert'

ID: 1461609121090838528

linkhttps://amzn.eu/d/gfZZfeb calendar_today19-11-2021 08:16:01

6,6K Tweet

3,3K Followers

1,1K Following

Scottish Bloke πŸ“– Writing some words (@bertthebearbook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Asking for a friend. As a fully grown, 40 year old, supposedly mature professional… when colleagues ask how my weekend was, is it acceptable to say I spent it watching videos of Punch the Macaque and his orangutan? πŸ’πŸ¦§ Or do I claim I had a β€œproductive” weekend instead?

Scottish Bloke πŸ“– Writing some words (@bertthebearbook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All siblings quarrel. Right? β€œBut Daddy, she stole my ball.” β€œYes. And in response you went for the jugular. I’m not entirely convinced that was proportionate.” #dogsoftwitter

All siblings quarrel. Right?

β€œBut Daddy, she stole my ball.”
β€œYes. And in response you went for the jugular. I’m not entirely convinced that was proportionate.”

#dogsoftwitter
Scottish Bloke πŸ“– Writing some words (@bertthebearbook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

30 years ago today, the Dunblane tragedy shook Scotland. I was just in primary school, and I remember the relief on my mum’s face when she picked me up that day. I didn’t understand it then. I understand it now. 30 years on - We remember. We learn. We honour the lives lost.

30 years ago today, the Dunblane tragedy shook Scotland. I was just in primary school, and I remember the relief on my mum’s face when she picked me up that day. I didn’t understand it then.  I understand it now.

30 years on - We remember. We learn. 
We honour the lives lost.
Scottish Bloke πŸ“– Writing some words (@bertthebearbook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On Saturday a sticky toffee sweet took out my front tooth. Today a very talented dentist gave me a smile back. It’s not a Hollywood smile, but it’s a happy one. I’m pleased with it.

On Saturday a sticky toffee sweet took out my front tooth.
Today a very talented dentist gave me a smile back.

It’s not a Hollywood smile, but it’s a happy one. I’m pleased with it.
Scottish Bloke πŸ“– Writing some words (@bertthebearbook) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Albert went full action hero β€” field, river, the lot β€” and now he’s got a wee limp to show for it. Nothing major, just the body filing a mild, middle-age complaint. Easy afternoon, minimal heroics, one or two sympathy snacks.

Albert went full action hero β€” field, river, the lot β€” and now he’s got a wee limp to show for it.

Nothing major, just the body filing a mild, middle-age complaint.

Easy afternoon, minimal heroics, one or two sympathy snacks.