What’s worse? Having to share a campus with you. Sorry not sorry.

What’s this talk about all the hype tomorrow?

How your name capital but can’t capitalize on anything?

The squirrels of Heidelberg have conducted a meeting at Hedges Boyer Park and decided that we will be starting our own sports teams. What should our names be?

@ 28 seconds just warmed our hearts, no one has ever showed us so much love 🥺 we enjoy seeing you on campus too!

Ok… we wake up and it’s like this outside? Disgusting.

It’s so cold outside, my nuts are freezing.

Fun Fact of The Day: A newborn squirrel is about an inch long…

It’s our favorite time of the month!

Dear Humans, please have an amazing Monday! And if you see us around give us a wave.

Oh classic Jim.

This is nuts 🥜

🚨BERG VS TIFFIN TOURNAMENT🚨 Join us for the first ever dodgeball tournament between Heidelberg and Tiffin University. Open to all students!Find you and 9 other friends to form a team! More info below. If interested here is the link to sign up! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

Test of the day! Where is this Heidelberg squirrel located? Put your guesses down below 👇

Not rock creek 🥺

Hey… you guys didn’t forget about us did you 🥺

Get yo long palm tree, big gulp straw neck back to the pond. We are friends not foe.

This Just In: The Squirrels Of Heidelberg plan on air raiding the Heidelpond in hopes to save you all from the evil geese!

What’s the difference between us and the Geese of Heidelberg? The students actually like us 😎

Who hurt you?