I’ll put hundreds of thousands of dollars into memecoins, but I’ll return a $6 watermelon to Costco because it’s overripe The duality of man

Is my house cooked chat?? 💔🥀 Tsunami expected to hit Hawaii in 20 minutes 😭

$100 to someone who likes and comments on the YouTube video when the video goes live today! Going to be back to posting on YT and reviving my account Subscribe and be on the lookout. Winner pulled in 24hrs (link in bio)

$ETH has underperformed for years and its finally catching up All Time Highs in a few months or I delete this tweet

The performative crypto male

Abusing caffeine and adderall for the rest of the bull run idc Lock in mfs

Got upgraded on my flight to NYC this morning and everyone in 1st class had their laptops out, checking crypto charts or gambling. I looked back at the rest of the plane, mostly sleeping or watching movies. Just a very interesting observation.

If Ethereum doesn’t hit at least $5k this cycle I will name my first born Solana and shave my head

This is not alt season. This is ETH season Let’s not confuse the two

I will be naming my first born Ethereum thank you very much Higher.

FOUR THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR ONE ETHEREEUMMM!!