I think I’m gonna make carnitas and salsa verde for dinner tomorrow and there’s nothing any of you can do to stop me.

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I made carnitas and arroz rojo and corn salsa. About to pull peach slab pie and homemade ice cream out. Vacation is officially over.

Runnnn ittttttttt…

I can do simple math in my head.

Just had the stark realization that Incubus, Linkin Park and Sugar Ray are all benchmarks on the scale of “00s Bands With DJs In Them For Some Reason.”

Honestly? Probably the Knicks and whoever is replacing Randle while he’s hurt over the Sixers and whoever is replacing Embiid while he’s hurt.

It’s very funny how AND1 is making a comeback as a brand, and is immediately moving back into premium sneaker pricing instead of being accessible to people in retailers like Walmart and Payless. Nostalgia tripping is just capitalism wearing a new old hat.

WOAH

We have to take down Shams. He can’t be the only one.

That’s right…

If it’s anything like the second Rambo, there’s gonna be way more bloodshed than a stigmata.

Pretty wild that Joel Embiid is going to be making over $1 million per game including the playoffs for the next 3 years.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (1/?)

Corey Lajoie once got to drive a car for Hendrick Motorsports in a points earning race, and now he has to audition for a spot for NASCAR’s resident backmarker. Just an unbelievably inept race car driver.

Just used a potato chip as a toothpick AMA

Why couldn’t the new Jamie xx album come out 10 days ago when I was walking through the mountains zooted off of weed chocolate?

Dude couldn’t even do slappys or stalls… …wait, what kind of grinds are you talking about?