Moments before disaster

I’m not even being a smartass. Where were these England wins gonna come from? They were NEVER a chance. 5-0 fuck off.

They should open Starc to bat tomorrow just to take the piss.

Yeh but like, it kinda is.

No collection after two name calls for coffee then should be a redraw. Meat tray rules need to be applied more in society.

How many times should I repost this?

Not much has changed mate.

Just saw Australia’s greatest off spinner of all time bring out pads and helmets to bat pad, to field to our two part time spinners. Just when you think you’ve seen it all.

My mates misso at the pub just went ‘why is the ranga guy from England always sad’ I’ll die a happy man

2-0 fuck off

DO IT

I’m not sure why but out of everyone I’ve seen do well over the last couple of years, I’ve been rooting for Ben Simpson more than anyone. Only bloke in the crypto industry who speaks his mind and doesn’t spit flat out non sense in my opinion.

Ben stokes is a winner surrounded by “losers”, and it’s honestly sad to see. He looks defeated and it’s not even his fault. I’d be too if I was surrounded by a bunch of these cunts knowing you’re not allowed to show any negativity. He deserves a winning team.

Still waiting

I hope Cummins and hazlewood are fully fit and we just don’t play them so we can keep beating England with random semi-retired shield players.

“We play entertaining cricket” The most entertained I’ve been so far is when your skipper got hit in the nuts.

Still in awe of Archer getting champed by the two best since Bradman all in under 30 seconds.

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