As we face the darkest winter in modern history, never forget that all they did to combat it was send you a measly 600 bucks. And they were proud of themselves for it.
“When we started our small (multi-million dollar) company, they told us it wouldn’t work. But we proved them wrong (by bribing officials with millions more), pledging we’d serve (squeeze out) the little guy. And we’ll always be here for you (them).”