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Benji2049

@benji2o49

Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.

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A gentle reminder that you are beautiful #affirmations #beautiful #malevoice #selflovejourney #asmr youtube.com/shorts/0rgyztS…

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Tonight I present you with a short but very sweet script by Gaia. I don't do a lot of fills, but I absolutely had to with this one. The language is too good. - Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ben… - Audible - audible.com/podcast/Benjis… - Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/3OJugF53S…

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For when you need to hear it #affirmations #selflove #chronicpain #youarestrongenough #malevoice #asmr youtube.com/shorts/bQQDBq6…

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Kids: *have been playing quietly by themselves for an hour* Dad: *starts a 20-minute workout* Kids: Dad, we need a harmonica.

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As an emotionally closed off man of a certain age, I am legally prohibited from admitting I cried during Zootopia 2. I just want to make that clear. We’re all clear on that, yes?

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Bill Skarsgard is a great actor, and when he plays Pennywise I 100% believe he’s a cosmic entity pretending to be a clown. But unfortunately that’s why Tim Curry is still the more effective monster. Curry’s clown actually behaves like a clown kids can trust. Until he isn’t.

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My newest audio, Teasing Your Best Friend's Father, is now live on GWA. I hope you like it. reddit.com/r/gonewildaudi…

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Me to my 12-year-old dog: “Hey! We have soup in the pantry! Did you know we have soup?!” My dog: I have literally never answered a single question you’ve ever asked me. Me: Why are you looking at me like that?

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So, forgive a dad for being late to the party, but Monster High, Vampirina, Zombies, and Wednesday are all the exact same show, yes?

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I just discovered a new kink and it’s coming home to a clean house after forgetting I cleaned it this morning. G*d damn I’ve never been so hot for me.

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To all the smut writers out there: One of my oldest stories on Literotica has nearly 2 million views. The hundreds of comments range from astonishingly complimentary to shockingly personal & insulting. You get all kinds of feedback when you put yourself out there. Write for you.

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Does anyone remember that episode of “Monsters” where the guy is harassed by a super long finger that pops out of his bathroom sink but disappears whenever his wife shows up? And then the episode ends with him chopping up the finger with a chainsaw? Man, I miss the ‘80s…