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Tim Burton is still processing an office job he worked four decades ago. I get it.

Indiana Jones utilizes the ideal chase scene structure

Whenever Don Draper gets read for filth he just says "What" in a confused but also afraid tone

Guest star format on The Addams Family is so good cause every episode is just some "normal" person walking into the house and doing this

when I was younger I used to fantasize about being on MTV Cribs strictly so I could say “This is where the magic happens” and then open the door to an empty, white room with just an exhausted, malnourished magician chained to the floor

Using a time machine to go back to September 2001 and getting distracted from the mission because Band Geeks is on

The two immortal American works of art that will speak for the 20th century are The Great Gatsby and Marge vs the Monorail

greatest farmers market sign of all time

Date: So what do you do? Guy who A.I. generates Nosferatu thumbnails for Amazon: Uhhhhhh... I work in tech.

The Kobayashi Maru of screenwriting is that you have to write the first draft for a Funko Pop movie

This was one of the first movies to depict air travel following the 9/11 attacks

Do NOT sit in the first 5 rows if you see the debate in IMAX

He just watched Principal Skinner purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking

Mad Men really is just period drama I Think You Should Leave

There are an unbelievable number of episodes on The Addams Family where the plot is "What if they had a gun"