You’d probably know me best by my backside.

It was the only one I could find to accurately match how I feel.

And that’s where you have sense.

For disliking us both, I mean.

I thought so, at least. It captured the sass.

It’s hard to let things like that slide under the carpet. [Coughs.]

Thank you. This is just what I needed.

It most certainly will! Thanks again, love.

It certainly helps me sort out who has what in mind.

You wanted to play Jeopardy, big boy. I chose the categories.

I’m a Jeopardy host, not a wordsmith. Cut me some slack.

I’m Mia, by the way.

Wow. Tough crowd. What would you prefer I call you? Little boy? That gives me the creeps.

Good. Stay scared.

I don’t care what anybody says. I’ve never gone out of my way to purposely hurt somebody here once in my entire life. My conscience is clear.

I’ve accidentally hurt many people. People I love and hold very close to me. And for that, I will always be sorry. It would be arrogant for me to deny that.

Good morning, sun. 🍃

Finally, someone is speaking some sense.

I need friends on this account.

We both love wine. A little RP vs RL Birthday Bitch.