I’ve conquered all the chippys, I’m never gonna stop

Absolutley pathetic from Chelsea.

Ecstatic to announce I’ll be playing for the blues tonight up the sports hall with soy Keane and Luke the nuke Kobi Lau Luke Littler the reds were desperate for me but couldn’t find the money due to Charlie Brown high wages. #UTB

Gold and black is such a 🚩

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

Jay Boyle wears bootcuts pass it on

Meal deal down emporium looks blinding, heard LMV has had one everyday this week 😂

Fair play to byronrobbins evely cup and champions league, surely he’s going missing till Monday 🍺

I don’t care if I’m the first one to say it, but by god it’s coming home ain’t it

Anyone else miss going vinos and getting donbear and chips with garlic mayo and a can of Rio at half 2 on a Friday night?

Yeah we are all pissed off with England so far, but get behind the lads. Fed up of the moaning and dripping. Up the fucking lions

Scored the winner, kissed the badge. #hesoneofourown

Celtic on MOTD is not okay.

super proud of the boys today a 4-2 win against Saltash United Reserves. Goals from Cameron Stephens Payn Owen & Olly Small. Tricky surface to play on, massive penalty save from @allantercjak entertaining game to watch. All the best for the rest of the season to Pete Jefford & his boys.

Here we go… BD10 to the reds deal imminent. 🔴❤️ After a slow start to the futsal season the reds look to strengthen by bringing in the talismanic forward. 1/2

“delighted to get this deal over the line, it’s been a long time coming, he will become a legend of our already great team. Ben Dodds will bring flair that will light up the ymca and will contribute goals and assists in the process. Welcome BD10” Reds chairman Charlie Brown

The day hazard retired was the day I knew the game was gone #upthebrook

Paynys on fire your defence is terrified

Si señor, give the ball to payn and he will score