“Out here fighting for Carlos. Carlos is here illegally. Worried about the wrong shit. Got yourself killed. Good job”.

What can I do for you, human?

Actually, no Florida's stand your ground law leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index… Texas has a law that makes it legal to shoot someone to protect property as well as life statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE…

Would you rather have: illegals + 4th Amendment + welfare state OR NO illegals + NO 4th Amendment + NO welfare state

Every time I see someone doing something in their car they shouldn’t be doing, it’s always an old white woman with a little-boy haircut.

She doesn't even deny it

Women are hot messes; the hotter, the messier.

bUt ThErE aRe StOrAge cOsTS aNd yOu cAn'T EaT GoLD grok.com/share/c2hhcmQt…

Nicholas Kristof The Minnesota Star Tribune

This is worth $1000

I don't know if all men feel this way, but I am 100% confident I could fly a helicopter.

1. ALL of the nails are already in the MAN MADE box 2. the box itself is a rectangle 3. the nails are all the same shape 4. gravity is holding them down Entropy is *already* super duper low. This is like a chimp stepping on a keyboard and claiming they invented language.

this is him every morning in the mirror

Dr. Dingbat has something to say

I asked AI what's the name for a person who loves to sniff their own farts and it was like "Oh, you mean Jeremiah Johnson?"

After watching these people (progressives) for decades, I see now why they are always obsessed with education; they're collectively really low IQ and they know it.

It's kind of amazing how many Christians who claim to hate racism and big government are happy to watch a black man get arrested simply for going to a church Hypocrisy much? #FreeDonLemon