Oh he's live twitch.tv/doctorbenjy

He's streaming again, I HATE how he springs this on me Twitch.tv/DoctorBenjy REAL MADRID ONE SEASON CHALLENGE

24 hours left

'Half arsed job' Clearly forgotten about the AFC Wimbledon series...

It's like I don't even exist these days.

BREAKING: It looks like I might be back in business! #TransferNews

TRANSFER SPECIAL!? I'll get my things.

Shout out to all my fans around the world for sticking with me, today might just be the day.

I'm single ladies.

I THINK I MIGHT BE UNEMPLOYED AND I HAVEN'T BEEN TOLD

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME ANNOUNCE ANYTHING!

BREAKING NEWS: Arsenal have received a £20 million pound offer for manager Ben Carr Ben Carr from an unnamed European team. More to follow... #GloryHunter

I LOVE TRANSFER NEWS

Back. In. Business.

That's me, I'm in the thumbnail, am I involved? Maybe I'm involved. I'll be watching.

First game in management against Fulham tomorrow. Unlike some managers I'm happy to take on the advice of the fans, so feel free to send me tactical suggestions. #ThamesFC

LOOK AT ME FLY #BenSportsManager

I've frankly been too embarrassed to tweet.

Great to be back at work, if only Ben Carr would actually do something interesting.

I'VE NOT TWEETED IN 3 YEARS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN COURT OVER SOME FABRIZIO ROMANO THING - BUT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS?!