Round up the degens for execution. We'll make everything they've ever done, illegal, retroactively. Seize their "assets", auction them off to the banks, for pennies on the dollar. Or dump them all at once, and let the banks buy the dip, for pennies on the dollar. Make em examples

Jaywalking with Metamask installed on your mobile device? Life sentence. Making swaps of "unregistered securities" while eating breakfast during non-market hours. Life sentence. Collecting larger yields outside of our broken system, without telling us so we could ape in 1st...

Have you guys heard about PDT_rule_token? What about T+3_settlement_time_DEX? Zero_yield_savings_protocol? Bureaucratic_impotent_DAO? ...me either. #DeFi #WhoIsGenslerProtecting

Wife asks, "Whatcha doing?" "Liquidating myself, before someone else does."(pouty-face) Fiscal responsibility boys. Am I a degen-grown-man yet? Anyone interested in exchanging fart jokes, over cigars and whiskey?