There's something very primal about throwing rocks into water. It's in our DNA.

I would like lockpicks pls

Anyone lend an assist?

Nope, fully meant that one.

Nice copypasta bro.

If watching stupid YouTube videos of this guy rubbing milk of magnesia on his face killed your masculinity; you should probably look up the definition of the word.

#FreeBerto

My dad is, and always has been a POS, so I guess 'don't be like me' is the best thing he taught me. Has worked out pretty good so far.

As I post replies, and then read replies I'm reminded that I'm not nearly as clever and/or original as I thought I was.

At least I got cute kids...

Hey, Non-compliant idk you, but I was told to wish you a happy birthday by someone I trust...

So happy birthday man. I hope it's filled with joy and the blood of those who would stand against you.

GM…☕️

One year ago today, you all made David’s birthday a special one by helping fund the lawsuit printer for battle.

This year he turns 24. Let’s show him how much we care!

🧵👇

Dudes will just read this and think 'Hell yeah'.

Yes

Did the world end?

It's my night to make dinner and I didn't plan anything...

Y'all are concerned about this eclipse, and I'm just hoping Cern pops us back into the universe where it's spelled 'Barenstein'.

There is nothing this kid won't complain about.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. This person is running for senate, and not in a remedial High school graduate program.

Stupid shit posting mutuals catching me off guard.

Yeah, this fucks.

Had to pick up the boys and missed the drop time. All Palmetto State Armory Sabre Daggers out of stock.

Y'all couldn't leave me one?!?